There’s something about a black man that just makes me want to take my clothes off.
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite...– Derrick Brown, Love Language (via cad-y)
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
bongdorn: mom, dad, you’re moving out
rneerkat: rneerkat: lms if u dont know what hola means so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can
a-superwentzromance: I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
Things to remember
bzedan: You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together. A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse. Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you. Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
don’t blame pms on you being a mega-bitch
jesuschristvevo: antisocial and addicted to a social site
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES